ALL NANS ARE MUMS BUT NOT ALL MUMS ARE NANS AND NOT ALL NANS ARE NAN AND HERE IS WHY, LOVE DAN

On being told not to use the word idiot to each other as children, my cousins and my sisters and I


''Don't say idiot! Idiots are little boys in wheelchairs!'' 


Nan meant spastics, of course, though undoubtedly there are little boys in wheelchairs who are in addition to being spastics are idiots.